We'll work around
your morning.
No room cleared, no routine broken, no queue of unsettled kids waiting in a corridor. You'll barely notice we're there, apart from the noise.
What you get
Individual portraits
Every child with consent. Multiple frames each, taken over as long as it takes rather than in a set slot.
Room groups
Each room together. We'll do a chaotic one and a sensible one, because the chaotic one is always the keeper.
Sibling frames
Children enrolled together, photographed together, included as standard.
Educator portraits
Individual and team shots of your staff, free, licensed to you for your website and your foyer.
Centre photography
Your rooms and yard shot properly, yours forever for enrolment material and socials.
None of your time
Ordering, payment, questions and reprints come to us. Your team collects nothing and chases nobody.
How the day actually runs
8:00 — we turn up and find a corner. We don't need a room emptied or furniture moved.
8:30 — consent list, name by name, with your nominated supervisor. Nothing happens before this.
9:00 — babies and toddlers while they're fresh.
10:30 — the older rooms, who by now have worked out that something interesting is happening in the corner.
11:45 — room groups, then educators.
Two weeks — galleries open, families emailed directly by us.
What we need
A corner. Three by three metres and a power point. Any room you're still using.
Your consent list, a few days ahead.
A quarter of an hour from whoever's in charge, at the start.
Permission to be a bit loud. Genuinely — the noise is the method. If your centre needs quiet, we're honestly not the right fit and we'd rather say so now.
That's it.
Babies and bad mornings
Under-twos get photographed wherever they're settled, usually being held by someone they know, and we crop the adult out afterwards. Much calmer than trying to prop a nine-month-old up on their own.
Kids having a genuinely rotten morning get left alone. We try again later, and if it's still no, we get them next visit. Nobody is bribed, cajoled or made to sit there, and no family is ever charged for a photo that didn't happen.
Get in before the early months go
The season opens in March 2027 and the first stretch of it always disappears first. Send us a rough headcount and the month you're after.
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